Here's My Theory

Barack Obama Used To Be White

Everybody knows that Barack Obama is half white and half black, so really his skin color could have gone either way. The truth is, he was born a light-skinned boy who went by the name of Brock O’bama. After community organizing for years, he decided to get into politcs. He lost several elections for small local positions and knew he needed to make a change.

His advisers recommended that he invest in surgery to change his skin color so he could appeal to the black minority. Although this would make him less popular with the white voters, his advisors told him he would need to become an icon. He knew he could get away with this since his father was black, but he still needed to change his name to sound more ethnic.

Brock O’bama legally changed his name to Barack Obama and, after a successful surgery, started to become quite popular in Illinois. His team made sure to destroy all evidence that there ever was a Brock O’bama, but the above photo is the only one they didn’t get their hands on.

Also, April Fools.

I would love to give credit to whoever photoshopped that picture of President Obama, but I could not find a source.