Here’s My Law: The Tooth-Cleavage Ratio
There are plenty of norms in society, but there are always a few people who are outliers who just don’t follow these norms. For this reason, there need to be some social laws, because some people just need to be told things that most of us already understand.
First, there needs to be a law to regulate cleavage. The rule I’ve come up with is that the number of teeth you are missing determines the amount of cleavage you’re allowed to show in public.
The diagram shows that if you aren’t missing any teeth, you can show all the cleavage you want. If you are missing a tooth or two, you can still show a little bit of cleavage. However, if you are missing any more than that, you need to just wear higher-cut shirts.
This law is important mainly because the amount of real teeth in your mouth and your age tend to be negatively correlated. The bottom line is that if you are an old woman, please remember that people stare for two reasons: Either they like what they see, or they can’t believe what they are seeing. If you find that you are breaking this law, the stares are coming from the second reason only.
3 years ago
