February 2009
3 posts
Here's My Law: The Tooth-Cleavage Ratio
There are plenty of norms in society, but there are always a few people who are outliers who just don’t follow these norms. For this reason, there need to be some social laws, because some people just need to be told things that most of us already understand.
First, there needs to be a law to regulate cleavage. The rule I’ve come up with is that the number of teeth you are missing...
God Has Low Self-Esteem
A question that has been pondered for thousands of years is “why are we here?”. No one really knows why life exists, or even why the universe exists for that matter. There have been plenty of explanations for the “how”, but the “why” is just a mystery.
One very popular explanation for why we are here is that there is a god who put us here. This god is so not...
The Letter "C" is Obsolete
I’m sure I will receive a million reasons for why I’m wrong about this, but quite frankly, I don’t really care. The fact is, as far as the English language is concerned, the letter “C” is currently obsolete.
“C” is multi-functional.
It can make the “S” sound, as in the word “face”.
It can make the “K” sound, as in the...