November 2009
8 posts
“Thanksgiving is like reminiscing with a date rape victim about the dinner you...”
Men Love Each Other Sometimes
Men tend to fear showing any sort of affection for other men. It’s not that they don’t feel anything for each other, but there is some precedent set in society that prevents them from displaying it. Usually, the only time you’ll see this taking place is when they are drunk. That, of course, is because people are much more honest when they’re drunk.
That, however,...
“Life is a steady stream of temporary pleasures and lingering pains.”
Here's My Law: Urinal Etiquette
Situation: You enter a men’s public bathroom. There are five urinals in the bathroom. The one all the way on the end is taken. What do you do?
Well everyone knows you don’t take the one right next to him. That’s the creepiest thing you can do, and you run the risk of being punched in the face before the guy washes his hands.
Next up is the middle one. This is a safe bet because...
“It’s death that gives this world its point. We love a rose because we know...”
– Charles Beaumont
“Don’t count your chickens before they hatch… unless, of course, you...”
Our Colorful, Interesting World
As a child, it was very natural to see the world in black & white. Every situation seemed to have a right answer and a wrong answer. Usually what your parents think is right and everyone else is wrong. As you get older though, the world starts to become more and more grey. Things don’t seem so concrete anymore, and decisions become much more complicated. This can be very disillusioning,...
Welcome to Here's My Theory 2.0
After much consideration, several E-Mails, and a poll, I have decided to implement a comments section onto the site.
Certain posts have always gotten a considerable amount of attention (especially God Has Low Self-Esteem, which still receives hundreds of visits each day, nine months after being posted) and anything that is getting this kind of attention deserves to be discussed in an open forum.
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